On tour I had the opportunity to be stuck at a mall for a couple hours. This led to me to walking around window shopping. Usually I don't enjoy window shopping because I always am sad that I can't buy stuff. I was walking around and there hangin' out on the right hand side was Eddie Bower so I went in. In the back of the store sits the clearance rack. On this rack was this amazing purple sweater! I tried it on and it fit. . . so I bought it. It cost me $11.58 it is the best thing I have ever bought. That is all.
-Lord Aaronald Bilius
